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[The episode begins at Dot Starlight's observatory, where Dot’s telling Bea Spells-a-Lot about something extraordinary.]

Dot: Can you believe it, Bea? Very soon, Bird and I are going to be all the way up there in the sky, bouncing on the moon.

Bird: [chirps.]

Bea: Yep, this is your big chance, Dot. The sky gate will only be open for one day. Once it closes, you can't reach the moon.

Dot: Hmmm. I wonder what kind of cheese the moon is made of, and if I can touch the stars from there.

Bea: And I wonder - what's the best way to get there? According to my calculations, if you head through the sky gate, across the Choco-Milky Way Galaxy, circle around the Black Licorice Belt, you should reach the moon in approximately, hmm... Ah, 2 weeks, 3 days, 17 hours, 20 minutes and 12.2 seconds.

Dot: What if I just flew straight up? Wouldn't that be a lot quicker?

Bea: That route would take you, hmm... 30 minutes. Yes, I guess that would work too.

Crumbs: [Enters room.] Yoo-hoo! Dot, wait 'til you see the moon cake I baked for your trip.

Dot: They look delicious, Crumbs, but aren't they a little small?

Crumbs: They are now, but that's the point. They won't take up much room on your ship, but when you're ready to eat it, just add a teeny-tiny drop of liquid, like some hot coco. [Puts a drop of hot coco on the cake and it expands.]

Dot: Ooooh! Thanks, Crumbs!

Bea: And once you reach the moon, Dot, you'll have all the cheese you can eat.

Mouse: [dreams about himself being on the moon; ending with him carrying a massive piece of cheese.]

Bea: The sun's coming up. It's time for lift-off!

[Scene wipes to Spot humming as she's painting on the rocket.]

Jewel: You missed a spot, Spot. Oh good, Mittens is here with the rocket fuel. This way, Mittens!

Mittens: Okay.

Polar Bear: [Attaches the tube for fuel to the rocket.]

Dot: Let's load the moon treats onto the ship.

Crumbs: So, how does your rocket ship work?

Dot: That's the seesaw engine. It's powered by hot chocolate.

Crumbs: Yum!

Dot: It's small but it has everything I need to get to the moon.

Crumbs: I'm just glad you're finally going, Dot. I know how long you've been planning this.

Mouse: [Hops aboard the rocket.]

Dot: What've you got there, Rosy?

Rosy: A first aid kit for your trip to the moon. Here's some moon burn cream, some photos of us so you don't get homesick, and these will help you get a good night's sleep, so you don't get rocket leg.

Dot: That's very nice of you Rosy, but I don't think the first aid kit will fit in my rocket ship.

Bea: Dot's right. It doesn't even fit through the door.

Rosy: No problem! [pulls a first aid kit out of the first aid kit.] This mini-kit will.

Dot: Thanks, Rosy!

Rosy: Oh, and before you and Bird take off I need to perform a check-up to make sure you're fit to fly. [Puts stethoscope up to Dot's chest] Heart... strong. [Holds stethoscope up to Dot's abdomen.] Hmm, sounds like you've got butterflies in your tummy.

Dot: I do! I'm so excited about my trip.

Rosy: Perfectly normal. [Holds stethoscope off camera] I have no idea what that meowing sound means.

Dot: I do.

[Camera zooms out to reveal Rosy holding the stethoscope up to Jewel's cat.]

Bird: [Chirps into stethoscope.]

Rosy: Okay, Dot, you and bird are cleared for take-off.

Crumbs: Hey, has anyone seen Mouse?

Dot: Nope. Sorry, haven't seen him.

Rosy: No, I haven't.

Crumbs: Hmm, I wonder where he went.

[Screen wipes to Mouse inside the rocket. Mouse hops around and pulls an expandable cake out of the basket.]

[Screen wipes to Bea cleaning Dot's helmet.]

Jewel: Spacesuit, check. Helmet, check! Hmmm, the spacesuit needs something.

Dot: What? It's strong enough to protect me in space and it's air tight. [Spins her helmet.]

Jewel: [Runs around Dot spread glitter on her spacesuit.] That's more like it.

Bea: Okay, Dot. Ready for liftoff?

Peanut: [Drives up to them in her car.] Wait, you can't leave without a flag. You should plant this on the moon.

Dot: Thanks, Peanut, I will. Now I'm ready for liftoff.

Jewel: Ladder, check. Fuel? Check!

[Mittens and Spot lift Dot up to the rocket's entrance using a scissor lift.]

Everyone: Bon voyage. Don't forget to write. Have a safe trip!

Crumbs: Good luck, Dot.

Dot: Thanks for your help, everybody! See you when I get back.

[Scene cuts to mouse in the cargo hold eating an expandable cake. He looks around and notices the hot cocoa fuel, which is held in a giant rodent water bottle. He begins to drink but then the cake starts to expand. He tips over and destroys the engine.]

Dot: Fasten your seatbelt!

Bird: [chirping.]

Bea: Mission control to Dot. We are ready to run a systems check. Over.

Dot: Rodger that, mission control.

Bea: Star map?

Dot: Star map, check.

Bea: Flag?

Dot: Flag, check.

Bea: Food? First aid kit?

Dot: Check and check.

Bea: All systems are go. Ready to start the countdown. Take it away, Peanut.

Peanut: Stargazers and moon watchers, pets of all ages, presenting the one, the only, the greatest moon launch in the history of Lalaloopsy Land. And now let the countdown begin! 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... Blast off!

[Mechanical noises heard as the rocket fails to launch]

Rosy: Huh?

Crumbs: What happened?

Bea: What's wrong?

Dot: Why aren't we moving?

Bea: What's wrong with the rocket ship?

Mittens: Yeah, why didn't it blast off?

Jewel: I don't know! I checked and double checked everything.

Bea: Mission control to Dot. Come in please?

[Camera cuts to Mouse in the cargo hold as the cake shrinks back down]

Bea: Any idea why the ship didn't take off?

Dot: I don't hear the engine. It must have stopped working. I'm going to check it out. Come on, Bird.

Mouse: [Hops away into a picnic basket as he hears a door creak]

Dot: [Climbs down the ladder] Oh no! The engine's in pieces. How will we ever get to the moon now?

Bird: [Chirps]

Bea: How did the engine break? It was fine just a few minutes ago.

Dot: I don't know but I'm going to fix it.

Rosy: Maybe I can help, Dot.

Bea: Maybe we can use these plans to put the engine back together.

Spot: I've got plenty of glue you can use.

Dot: Thanks for the help, everybody, but we better hurry. We don't have much time before the sky gate closes.

Crumbs: [Calling for] Mouse! Has anyone seen Mouse? [Opens up picnic basket to find Mouse pop out] Aaahh. I knew it. There you are. You don't know what happened to Dot's engine do you?

[Screen wipes to a while later]

Bea: Okay, Dot, start her up.

Dot: Rodger. Is it working?

Bea: It's going. It's going!

[Seesaw part of the engine snaps]

Bea: It's gone.

[Transitions to inside Dot's observatory]

Dot: Okay, the sky gate is closing tonight. It has to be open some time, right?

Bea: Absolutely! Which means the next next time you can go to the moon is...

Dot: [Excited gasp]

Bea: How does 39 years from next Monday sound?

Dot: [sighs] Too long. [Walks over to her telescope and looks through it] I guess this is as close to the moon as I'm ever going to get.

[Camera pans outside her window and down to her door to Bea exiting.]

Jewel: How's she doing?

Bea: She's inconsolably sad.

Rosy: Maybe I should make some hot tea to cheer her up?

Peanut: It's a tragedy of staggering proportions. To almost have soared to the highest of heights and now to be brought down to the lowest of lows.

Mittens: I wish there was something I could do to help.

Crumbs: Me too. If I could bring her the moon I would.

Spot: [Gasp] Maybe we can!

Bea: Oh no. The moon is much to big and heavy to bring all the way down to Lalaloopsy Land. Though, maybe if we made a gigantic dart with some really stick glue on the rubber part and shot it out of Peanut's circus cannon with a long, long rope attached to the back of it when it reached the moon the glue would stick to it and we could all pull the moon together and drag it down.

Spot: If Dot can't go to the moon we'll bring the moon to Dot.

[Screen wipes to Bea's Library.]

Spot: We can create the moon right here in Lalaloopsy Land, and send Dot there in her rocket ship.

Jewel: How are we gonna do that?

Bea: I have a book that will show us exactly what the moon looks like so we can copy it. [Climbs up a ladder and grabs a book with a cake on the cover.] Add two cups of flour, three eggs, brown sugar, butter....

Crumbs: That's a recipe for caramel cake.

Bea: Oops, wrong book. [Grabs a blue book with a moon and stars on the cover.] "Everything you need to know about the moon, so you can copy it!"

[Screen wipes to Bea reading the book on a lectern.]

Bea: The moon is made of cheese which means we're going to have to find some cheese. Lots of it.

Crumbs: Pepper Pots 'N' Pans has some, and we're going to need your sled Mittens.

[Cheese wheel rolls; transitioning to Pepper's food stand full of cheese.]

Pepper: Good-a morning! Can interest you in some cheese today?

Crumbs: Oh yes, Pepper. We want to use cheese to build a moon that looks just like the real one.

Pepper: How about some nice pepper jack?

Mittens: [Sneezes] Too peppery.

Pepper: Some grated parmesan, perhaps? [Shreds some and Polar Bear tries eating the flakes. Pepper's pig pushes Polar Bear aside and starts eating the flakes off the ground.]

Crumbs: Too flakey.

Pepper: Swiss cheese?

Mittens: Well, the holes are good since the moon has lots of craters, but the moon is orange.

Pepper: Like this cheddar?

Mittens: Exactly!

Pepper: No problem! I've created a brand new cheese just for you. Chwiss!

Crumbs: Perfect! We'll take it.

[Screen wipes back to Bea's library.]

Bea: According to this book the moon is not only made of cheese; it's also bouncy. How are we gonna make our moon bouncy?

Peanut: Not a problem! [Runs over to the window.] We can use my trampoline.

[Polar Bear hops on screen and bounces off the trampoline.]

Jewel: Perfectly perfect!

Bea: And there are sparkly little critters that live on the moon.

Rosy: I know who can play the moon critters. [Gestures over to the pets in the room.]

Jewel: And I can make them sparkly!

Pets: [Cheering.]

Spot: It sounds like we've got it all figured out, but we'll have to make our moon far from here so Dot doesn't see what we're up to.

Bea: We can build it there way out in the desert. So is everybody ready?

Crumbs: I sure am.

Mittens: Ready.

Jewel: You bet.

[Screen wipes to the gang out in the desert.]

[Brief construction montage featuring Spot painting the background, Rosy wrapping the pets, Jewel pouring syrup on them and rolling them in glitter, and the gang putting cheese on Peanut's trampoline.]

Bea: It's an amazingly authentic lunar facsimile.

Mittens: That looks just like the real moon too.

Jewel: [Looks at Mittens in confusion and then shrugs to the audience.] So we're ready for liftoff!

Peanut: Let's go tell Dot the good news!

[Screen wipes to Dot in her rocket.]

Dot: [Wraps a bandage around the popsicle part of the seesaw.] This should hold it. [Seesaw engine starts running again and then snaps. Dot sighs.]

Bea: [Rolls up to the rocket with Peanut and her car.] Great news, Dot, we found a way to launch your rocket ship.

Dot: You have but how? The engine's still in pieces.

Bea: Hmm, well we've got a booster rocket which will provide a sufficient list coefficient to disembody the effects of gravity and triangulate, oh just trust me it's going to work.

Dot: It's worth a shot!

[Screen wipes to Dot in the rocket and Bird flying into their cage.]

Dot: Ready for liftoff. Over.

Bea: Then we're ready to start the countdown, and remember the booster rocket will take care of everything, even steering. So just relax and enjoy the ride. Take it away, Peanut!

Peanut: [Hooks the rocket up to her car.] Ten! Nine! Eight...

[Screen fades to the desert where Crumbs, Spot, Mittens, Jewel, and Rosy are sitting on the trampoline fanning themselves.]

Mittens: Sure is hot out here.

Spot: [Sigh] That's for sure.

Jewel: Places hand on Polar Bear's ear and accidentally picks up some of the disguise.] Uh oh! This heat is melting our moon critters' make up.

[Everyone tries to stand up to find melting cheese stuck on them.]

Crumbs: Our moon is turning into cheese fondue.

Jewel: We've got to fix this fast. Dot's already been disappointed once today. Can't let it happen again.

Rosy: How can we possibly stop all this cheese from melting? What are we gonna do?

[Cheese wheel rolls onto screen; transitioning to Bea on Dot's Rocket where she is placing a curtain over the window.]

Peanut: Seven! Six! Five! Four! [Bea hops into Peanut's car.] Three! Two! One! Blastoff!

[The rocket shakes and begins moving. Bea pulls the curtain down to make it look like Dot's in space.]

Dot: Can you believe it, Bird? We're actually going into space.

[A cheese wheel rolls onto screen; transitioning back to the desert where the moon is melting.]

Jewel: We need to cool off this cheese before it's just a pile in the sand.

[The pets start drinking some of the melting cheese.]

Jewel: We could build a giant refrigerator.

Mittens: I know something much better. Giant ice blocks! I've got an igloo we can take apart.

Jewel: That can work too, but we better hurry. Dot's on her way right now.

Mittens: We can use my sled.

Spot: I'll help.

Crumbs: Me too.

Rosy: I'm in.

Jewel: I'll stay here and watch the pets.

[Cheese wheel transitions to Bea and Peanut pulling the rocket.]

Dot: Isn't it beautiful, Bird? The stars look so close. It's almost like they're touching the window.

[Cheese wheel rolls again to transition to Mittens' house where Mittens, Spot, Crumbs, and Rosy are taking ice from an igloo.]

Mittens: These ice blocks should work.

Crumbs: I just hope we have enough.

Spot: And that we make it back in time.

[Camera cuts back to Mittens and Bea tugging the rocket.]

Bea: Almost there! Dot will be so happy when she lands on our moon.

[Mittens, Crumbs, Rosy, and Spot come into frame pulling the sled of ice.]

Peanut: Mittens, what are you doing with all that ice?

Mittens: The cheese is melting. We need this ice to chill it solid again. Dot can't land until it does.

Bea: This rocket ship needs to take a detour through a meteor shower.

Peanut: I'll take care of that.

[Peanut changes the direction the car is pulling the rocket.]

[Flowers fly across screen to transition to Spot, Rosy, Crumbs, and Mittens placing the ice.]

Mittens: Let's freeze this cheese!

Spot: Once its solid again I can sculpt it into hills and valleys.

[Camera cuts to Bea driving the car in the desert as Peanut hurls rocks at the rocket.]

Bea: This meteor shower looks like it'll go on a while longer.

Dot: Yes, I can feel it from in here, but it's weird I can't see any meteors out the window.

Bea: Yes, well, based on your angle of the aperture they're all coming from 37.6 degrees ratio behind you, so you wouldn't see them.

Dot: [Holding chin of helmet] Hmm.

[Camera pans out showing Spot, Mittens, Jewel, Rosy, and Crumbs finishing up the moon.]

Spot: Moon ready.

Jewel: Moon critters ready.

Crumbs: Owl, can you go tell Bea we're ready?

Owl: [Hoots. Flies over to Bea. Hoots to Bea and winks.]

Bea: They're ready! This is mission control. We've cleared the meteor shower and are approaching the moon. Prepare for landing.

[They pull the rocket up to and opening in the backdrop for the fake moon. Camera cuts to inside the rocket.]

Dot: Finally!

Spot: Okay, let's make sure Dot can't see anything but stars. [Closes up the backdrop.]

Jewel: [Gestures to the pets.] Places, everyone!

[The pets run into places around the fake moon so they can pretend to be the moon critters.]

Bea: Zero-zero-zero-three-niner, the birdie has landed.

[Bea, Spot, Rosy, Peanut, and Jewel take places under the trampoline. Dot steps to the rocket's top entrance to gaze at the moon below in awe.]

Dot: Wow! Look, real life moon critters. I can't wait to meet them.

[She grabs her flag and lowers herself down using the scissor lift. She walks about on the moon with her footsteps fading away.]

Dot: That's one small step for me. one giant leap for Lalaloopsy Land. The moon critters seem really friendly, and the moon really is made of cheese! Hmm, seems to be made of cheddar and swiss. I'll call it... Chwiss! I'll take some samples to study when we get home.

[Bear and Polar Bear bounce up and down but the bandages holding them together snap.]

Rosy: Uh-oh. [Open the backdrop to pull Bear and Polar Bear out.] Two heads are better than one. [Rebandages them together and places them back.]

[Dot looks over and sees the background quickly closing up. She looks in confusion but happily gets back to what she was doing.]

Mittens: [Whispering] Oh no. Do you think she saw us?

Rosy: I hope not.

[Camera cuts back to inside the moon where dot is climbing up a cheese hill.]

Dot: Come on, Bird. Let's plant the flag up there, where everybody can see it.

Spot: No, we can't let her do that. She'll be high enough to see over the backdrops, and she'll know it wasn't for real. We have to stop her.

Bea: Okay, um. [Picks up can phone.] Mission control to Dot! The sky gate is closing, and if you want to get home you have to leave now! Uh, over.

Dot: [Slightly knowingly, as if she knew it wasn’t the real moon all along] I understand perfectly. [Places the flag only partway up the hill.] Come on, Bird, let's go.

Bird: [Chirps.]

Dot: Good bye!

[Camera cuts to Bea, Peanut, Jewel, and Rosy in the car with Crumbs, Spot, and Mittens pulling the sled.]

Bea: Let's go. [Starts driving away.]

Rosy: It worked! Dot really thought she was on the moon.

Jewel: Of course she did. My moon critters were magnificent.

Spot: And my stars were the next best thing to real ones.

[Cheese wheel rolls to transition to outside Dot's observatory. The sun is setting. Everyone but Peanut gets out of the car. They unhook the rocket from the car and Peanut drives off.]

Jewel: Remember, everybody, act like you've been here the whole time.

[Spot begins raising the scissor lift.]

Bea: This is Mission Control. Welcome back to Lalaloopsy Land, Dot.

[Dot exits the rocket to cheering.]

Rosy: She's back.

Crumbs: So, Dot, how was it?

Dot: Out of this world! I met real life moon critters and everything! In fact, you kind of remind me of somebody I met there. [Looks down at cat who has a small glint of glitter. Dot winks and Cat winks back.]

Jewel: So tell us, Dot. What was your favorite part of being on the moon?

Dot: Well, even though I was far away; I still felt right at home.

[Everyone starts chuckling as the sun finally sets. The camera pans out and towards the sky. It rests showing the moon as the text "The end" fades into view.]

Unknown voice: The end.

[Circle transition to black. Credits start.]







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